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[hollywooding]

mary saotome

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7/18

[ladytakamaki]

Hey Mary!
Did you know that Yosuke Hanamura rescues animals in trouble in his free time?
You should ask him next time you see a cat stuck in a tree!

[hollywooding]

isn't that sweet.
bingo?

[ladytakamaki]

Haha, how'd you guess?
Is it really that had to believe?

[hollywooding]

there is not a single human being in the world who actually does that, it's a myth

[ladytakamaki]

You don't know that!
What if there is?

[hollywooding]

because a normal person would just call animal control

[ladytakamaki]

Animal control takes a long time sometimes!

[hollywooding]

would you rescue cats from trees?

[ladytakamaki]

Absolutely!

[hollywooding]

[ a little doki. ]

i guess that's fair.
you're different than most people, though, ann.

[ladytakamaki]

[ mary ]

Am I really?
What do you mean?

[hollywooding]

[ fuck time to save ur ass ]

well. i wouldn't save a cat out of a tree, probably.
i'd just call someone.
it's not even a stretch to imagine you just climbing up and doing it.
you're
a kind person. you know?

[ladytakamaki]

[ omg mary ]

You really think so?
I mean I guess that's what normal people would do, now that I think about it.
I just can't stand to see animals in danger when I can do something about it, that's all.

[hollywooding]

[ things mary has not done so far: saved her ass ]

you do work at a pet store, to be fair.

[ladytakamaki]

[ it's okay u tried ]

Yeah...
But that's really a nice thing for you to say :)
Thanks, Mary.

Also, this is totally random but
I need to challenge someone to a swingset race and I thought it would be fun if we could do that together!

[hollywooding]

only if you're okay with losing in a swingset race ♥

[ladytakamaki]

Is that a challenge?

[hollywooding]

oh, definitely.

[ladytakamaki]

Okay! Bring it on!
...I guess it's whoever jumps the farthest is the winner?

[hollywooding]

that sounds fair.
what does the winner get? you know i don't play for fun.

[ladytakamaki]

Hmmm.
Winner treats the other to ice cream?

[hollywooding]

deal. let me close my tab and i'll head over.

[ladytakamaki]

So we're doing this now?

And are you coming from a bar???

[hollywooding]

don't worry about it. [ yes ]
see you soon