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[hollywooding]

mary saotome

"This is Mary. Leave a message."

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7/10 text

[maskreant]

hey, did you know?

Ann Takamaki killed god with her bare hands.

Re: 7/10 text

[hollywooding]

[ ... ]

I could see it.

[maskreant]

elaborate.

[ He promised to report back to Ann with what people think, so!!! PLEASE DESCRIBE. ]

[hollywooding]

well, it's ann. have you ever seen her angry?
if a god did something to piss her off, its days would be numbered.
especially if it was hurting one of her friends.
or a really cute animal, lol

[maskreant]

no, i haven't, but

i kind of want to see it for myself now.

[ He should feel the opposite, but HE WANTS TO SEE THE FURY. ]

[hollywooding]

make sure your will's in proper shape before you do
because if you mess with her too much and make her mad, if she doesn't kill you, i definitely will ♥

1/2

[maskreant]

i don't think i'm ever going to go that far, but i'm glad to know there are people that care for her so deeply.

it would be an honor to die by your hand.

[maskreant]

are you her girlfriend?

1/2

[hollywooding]

[ SHIT ]

[hollywooding]

[ mary saotome: possibly the least subtle closet lesbian there ever was ]

[ she splutters at her phone keyboard for a solid second trying to figure out what the fuck to say that still sounds classy and princess-like and not screaming, a lot?!?! IS SHE THAT OBVIOUS?!?! ]

roommate
not even close.

[ wow, super cool, no one will ever know you have a giant crush on your roommate, mary, you're the smoothest ]

i lied u get one more

[hollywooding]

[ ............... ]

i didn't even know ann liked girls.

[ smooth ]

[maskreant]

[ Oh? Oh. Oh. ]

i can ask her if you want.

[ ASK HER WHAT? IF SHe'S INTERESTED IN GIRLS? IF SHE'S INTERESTED IN MARY? HE DOESN'T SAY ]

[hollywooding]

[ god dammit ABORT MISSION ]

i don't really care?
it seems weird that she hasn't told me [ LIKE YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER YOU FILTHY HYPOCRITE ] that's all.
are you two close?

[maskreant]

i'm sure if you ask her, she'll give you a clear answer.

we know each other and i guess we share weird hallucinomemories, so... we're friends?

[ HE THINKS. HE HOPES. ]

[hollywooding]

that'd sound extremely suspicious if i didn't know anything about retrospec, you know
i guess it doesn't matter. i'm going to assume we've never met until this point, hallucinomemories or not.
i'm mary saotome.

don't worry, i will still kick your ass if you do anything wrong to ann, past life friends or not.

[maskreant]

right. it does. we did know each other before Retrospec if that gives you peace of mind.

[ He'll just withhold that he snuck into the theater after hours and met Ann that way. ]

Akira Kurusu. it's nice to meet you, Saotome. i hope one day you'll accept my friendship with Ann.

[hollywooding]

now, now, i'm not some gatekeeper.
she's a big girl.
it's just my job as her roommate to vet weird boys ♥
i'm sure we'll get along swimmingly, kurusu~

[maskreant]

[ big anything sounds shady ]

i didn't know that's part of a roommate's duties.

this all spells out danger to me, but i hope we get along, too.